Sunday, February 8, 2009

3 Streams of MBA

MBA was thought something for brainy people, but as usual it turned out to be a big myth. The crux derived from my first three trimesters (a method of taking exams of 30 identical subjects in an year) about the teachings we get here in two years apart from GASing which is common to all the three most discussed ( everything is discussed in MBA) streams of MBA:
Finance: Its all about money as its said though I still have to understand this part. Its also how much complex can we make the process and add in all sought of nuances and then try to find a near perfect solution using even complex-er models to solve our own embedded complexities. Finally the end result that one arrives at is that there are still many loopholes for your money to be drained.
Marketing: Its about trying to do the useless, in other words its a typical government office babu doing his job with better PR skills and for a fatter pay packet. You are like a doctor making people realise the five senses they have to sense the existence of there senseless product in the market.
Operations: All the business boils down to one inefficient workshop and you can improve it by decentralising a centralised system or centralising a decentralised system. But no matter how many new innovations you implement there is always tons of scope to improve and hence prove that you are and will always be inefficient.

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