Kill Time by Dozen

This one is specially for all the people getting bored at there jobs and having nothing to do to kill time...the following dozen things have been tried and experienced please feel free to ape any of them. These are always a complementary with texting and chatting.
So the time killing dozen is as follows:

1. By tastefully writing an essay about your experiences at work since morning.
2. By counting exactly to 20 before you swallow anything that you are chewing in your lunch break.
3. Calculating your typing speed by using a stopwatch.
4. Calling your office land line from your mobile and talking crap over dial tone and act busy.
5. Dancing secretly on mobile ring tones of peers.
6. Trying your hand on origami with paper towels in the washroom.
7. Signing your name a zillion times and then count how long your pen lasted, repeat the exercise with another pen to do quantitative analysis.
8. Revising whatever you wrote in class from your notebook even if it is years old and has all the incomplete information in the world.
9. Try new hand moments with your mouse.
10. Search for all the tourist destinations you want to visit.
11. Since the IPL season is on read and gather information about all the domestic players you never heard off.
12. And obviously updating your blog with such crap….lol….
Cheers....now back to work.....he he...